(The Company Formerly Known As Novgorod)
 
 
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S- 4 What Part Of....
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  S- 4b What Part Of....
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    Purveyors of Scientific Hilarity

 
 
     The World's Finest Ready-To-Wear Irony
 

 
Particulars:
 

P-16 Universe

(Black Shirt)
Shirts are 100% Pre-Shrunk Heavyweight Cotton
 
Sizes are S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL
 
Price is $17.95 per shirt (XXL=$20.95, XXXL=$21.95)
 
Shipping is $6.95 per order
 
(More Particulars Down At The Bottom…)
 
AND NOW THE DESIGNS!:
 

 

 

 
 
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S- 12 Rocket Science
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Angry Nerds (X-3)

S-23 How I Roll
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S- 7 DNA is life
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i Pi 

M-9 i Pi
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U- 2 Caffeine
(Light Tan Shirt)

Math is Hard (M-13)

M-13 Math is Hard
(Black Shirt)

i-Pod

M-12 i-Pod
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U-7 Smart

U- 7 Smart
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M-4 Piece of Pi (Light Tan Shirt)
M-4 Piece of Pi
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Golden Mean

G-1 Golden Mean
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S- 16 My Problem
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U- 3 Chocolate
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S- 15 Science Rules
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S-10 Periodic Table
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M-14 Euler
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S- 20 How Cells Communicate 
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M-1 Pi A La Mode
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U-6 Heart Science

U-6 Heart Science
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M-7 Percent Math

M-7 Percent
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I Heart Math

M-6 Heart Math
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M-5  Math Instruction
M-5 Math Instruction
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P- 3  I Have No Idea
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M-2 Math Rules
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Carbon Dating - Double Bonded for Half Life

S- 21 Carbon Dating
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S- 19 Geologic Story
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M- 3 Logarithm
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S-22 Staph
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S- 11 Bell Curve
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S- 17 Geology Rocks
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G-2 Fractal
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Trinary
M-11 Trinary
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G-3 Mobius (Black Shirt)
G-3 Mobius
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U-5 Motorcycle Al
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U-4 Gene Pool
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P- 6 Save The Whales
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S- 9 Physics Friends
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S- 14 Cosmology
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S- 13 Quantum Mech.
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S-1 Tank Top
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P-5 Corporate America
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S-3 Fish Tank Top
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P- 15 Green Peas
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S- 5 Medi-taters
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S- 6 Carpe Carp
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P- 1  Pave The Planet
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N-24 KGB-CIA
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S- 8 Ben & Albert's
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S- 18 Trilobite Me
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Angry Nerds (X-3)

X-3 Angry Nerds
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P- 4 Global Warming
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More Particulars:
 
Our phone number is (800) 950-9573.
 
 
(Please call between 9-6 Mountain Time.) 
 
For callers outside the U.S (505) 286-5300.                                      
 
Our fax number is (505) 286-0688.                                                 
 
Our address is Box 2273, Tijeras, NM 87059
 
Postage for international orders is of course more. For your information, a t-shirt weighs about 250 g.
 
We can put your company logo or organizational logo on the back for an order of 36 shirts or more. Call or [] for details.
 
We also sell wholesale to legitimate re-sellers. Again, call or [] for details.
 
Finally, a personal note: It may seem hard to believe, but these really are the best t-shirts in the entire world. That is to say, of all those millions of web pages out there, you've just reached the pinnacle of this sort of experience.  At least in my opinion.  At least from what I've seen.   If you've seen a better collection, though, let me know so that I can go through the process of changing my opinion and stopping this life of insane braggadocio.